Don`t go in the basement!!!!

Halloween 2004 and I'm thinking I'm not gonna be there. Nope, not this year. I'll turn all the lights off and hide out in my room or maybe over at Bruce and Mundee's place. I'm just not feeling like passing out candy to teenagers without costumes on. On the other hand, listening to Ed's Boingo Alive CDs got me in a pretty good mood, not to mention the Ghouls With Attitude MP3s...

Oh..
You can tell a dirty story
In the old conservatory...

But don`t go in the basement!

You can make a scene
On the mezanene

But don`t go in the basement!

You can fill yourself with static
With the ghosts up in the attic

But don`t go in the basement!

You can light yourself a torch
On the old front porch

But don`t go in the basement!

Oh you may think that it`s real cool
To ride down the bannister like some darn fool
Oh don`t go... DONT GO!!
Don`t go in the basement!

You can feel quite aloof
Playing rummy on the roof

But don`t go in the basement!

Where the cockroaches dance
You can wallow in romance

But don`t go in the basement!

You may think that it`s deluxe
To ride the bannister filled with rust

Oh don`t go, don`t go!
Don`t go in the basement!!!!

And I can't get RIBOFLAVIN outta my head:

When the moon arises on the western sky
and the vampires are out on the sly
at times they have trouble finding necks to bite
that's why I cook up in my roon tonight...
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

Drac came to me one night at 12
and said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
I exclaimed "don't fret!" i'll give you on fix
of my newly regenerated mix
I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(she gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated
blood)

It gives you quick relief you see
from fang aches and corpusle deficiency
Natter! consuming my laboratory brew
will make a new vampire out of you
It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
that riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch
now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch
if you're biting mre necks enjoying it less
try my new non-carbonated best
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)